Selfish Bastard

by Randall Rogers

I never know why
women like me
and I really don’t
understand it
when they say they
love me

don’t they see it
that I love God
music, drugs,
reading and writing
and being alone
masturbating
to internet porn
more than I like
being with them?
or having sex with them?
Geez even a cigarette
is better than a lot of you
stink-mouthed cocksuckers.
Ones that clean and cook
and have my coffee ready
in the morning
are alright though.
As long as they retreat to the
bedroom when I wake up
at four in the afternoon,
so I can get to work thinking of and writing this shit down.