Fat Venus and the Greasy Muse

by John Rocco

The Ancients were really into
laying pipe
I tell you
from the plumber’s blood
in me and the pipes
in Old Gladiator Rome
happy shaking from the
orgasm fountains
and the squirting aqueducts.

Older, older
the plowing of the earth
and the pipes were laid
40,000 years ago pipe laying
with the super hot MILF
the Venus of Hohle Fels
just discovered
packing a wallop.
Giant boobs
expansive baby got back
and a deep wide crack
for the origin of the universe.

Scholars say the
Fat Venus
could be the earliest
human sculpture
telling us a lot
about
how art evolved
from fertility rituals.

Sorry, Eggheads,
but your pervert stone
is too late, too late.
The Greasy Muse
told me all this today
when she told me not
to call her tonight
but maybe tomorrow.