by Misti Rainwater-Lites
husband sprays himself with foul deodorant
to disguise his b.o.
he’s off to the post office
to mail two packages to eBay customers
baby is sleeping
mama is looking with dread
at drawers that need to be organized
wondering where in the hell
the student loan correspondence is
no side effects from Cymbalta
insurance is too expensive
can always go to Mexico
and load up on meds
almost Halloween
wearing a mask
once a year
is not enough
there should be more days
of hiding behind something
more days of treats
without tricks
am I whining out loud again?
so sorry
give me five seconds
to stiffen my upper lip
put on my big girl panties
and pull up the straps
of my combat boots
*Misti's blog: http://chupacabradisco.blogspot.com/
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December 8, 2008
December 7, 2008
George W. Bush Ate My Pussy Then Paid Me $10,000
by Misti Rainwater-Lites
woke up turned on
from this george w. bush dream
his office was over a crappy childcare facility
i walked up the stairs intending to leave a note
in a basket then walk out the door
before he could kill me
the note was about my brother's schizophrenia
and the war in iraq, mostly
but when i entered the office
george w. bush was very gregarious
and glad to see me
he skimmed the note then tossed it aside
i don't remember our brief conversation
what i do remember is george w. bush
eating my pussy
i didn't cum
but i liked him and wanted to see him again
i understood that these things take time
when it was over and i was sticky and dressed
i said,"i hate to bring it up...but could you pay me?"
he gave me a ten thousand dollar bill and said,"i hope ten thousand dollars is enough. try to be white."
i was apologetic and ashamed saying,"i know, i know...i grew up in midland, upper middle class...attended kelview heights baptist church and we were members of the country club."
i was not offended by his racist remark
i was offended by his response when i asked if i
could see him again
he was nonchalant and noncommittal
said he would let me know in a couple of months
he would call for me if he didn't find a soul mate
with big titties
i thought that was rude
he seemed to enjoy sucking on my big nipples
and caressing my little titties
then again he was the president
and who was i to argue
i wondered about laura
as i walked down the rickety stairs
envisioned her naked in bed
still as an ancient white statue
as george licked her clit
then i approached one of the childcare employees
about applying for a job
that way i could make money
and stalk my new boyfriend
at the same time
*Misti's blog: http://chupacabradisco.blogspot.com/
woke up turned on
from this george w. bush dream
his office was over a crappy childcare facility
i walked up the stairs intending to leave a note
in a basket then walk out the door
before he could kill me
the note was about my brother's schizophrenia
and the war in iraq, mostly
but when i entered the office
george w. bush was very gregarious
and glad to see me
he skimmed the note then tossed it aside
i don't remember our brief conversation
what i do remember is george w. bush
eating my pussy
i didn't cum
but i liked him and wanted to see him again
i understood that these things take time
when it was over and i was sticky and dressed
i said,"i hate to bring it up...but could you pay me?"
he gave me a ten thousand dollar bill and said,"i hope ten thousand dollars is enough. try to be white."
i was apologetic and ashamed saying,"i know, i know...i grew up in midland, upper middle class...attended kelview heights baptist church and we were members of the country club."
i was not offended by his racist remark
i was offended by his response when i asked if i
could see him again
he was nonchalant and noncommittal
said he would let me know in a couple of months
he would call for me if he didn't find a soul mate
with big titties
i thought that was rude
he seemed to enjoy sucking on my big nipples
and caressing my little titties
then again he was the president
and who was i to argue
i wondered about laura
as i walked down the rickety stairs
envisioned her naked in bed
still as an ancient white statue
as george licked her clit
then i approached one of the childcare employees
about applying for a job
that way i could make money
and stalk my new boyfriend
at the same time
*Misti's blog: http://chupacabradisco.blogspot.com/
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