TWINKIE TWINKIE TWINKIE

by Osama Ghoul

one)

Wow, that's a lot of hash. Iris like a goat in hell. The market in the pit
does whatever it takes to save next months rent. Moving and shipping is
not all that great but at the moment she's really the only
challenging experiment. Our bending seems like a poem about to ralph.

two)

I was working on the first
night of dart league. The place was packed. We were
filling bud light buckets as fast as we could. We
now have Halloween buckets with jack o' lanterns painted on them.

As the night wore on, two sisters end up fighting over a fella.
One of the sisters is already married - comes along and
grabs her sister by the hair
and drags her across the bar.
One more chick jumps in and fists fly.

three)

Went out duck hunting this weekend. These dogs they tear my flesh.

The ducks mock me.
Wow, they've a lot to mash.