One of the Reasons I will Never Read Ulysess

by Melanie Browne

My friend came over

and wanted us to

go get some Slurpies

and we layered them,

the Coke flavor and

the Cherry flavor and

Then we were blowing

our Slurpees

at each other,

I don’t know,

If I want

nonsense

I’ll read

a bunch of

German Expressionist

dream diaries,

I'll watch an Andy

Warhol movie while

Wearing

3-D glasses

and sipping

Absinthe in

my waterbed